Oy mates. Saturday is usually my recover day, and by recover I mean giving a rest to a hard night of social rioting. However, the mind must overcompensate for the lack of body movement, so let me spill a little sum sum pearls of wisdom.
Drink Water - Lots of it. Because nothing else cures hangover, not even dear god.
Party Up - Because life is short and you only live once. Enjoy it while you can! Go easy on the party flavors though.
Epic Fail - What's up with people on the subway mixing sneakers with business suits? I understand you are running late for the tube, but for fuck's sake it looks ridiculous. Srsly, if you were THAT gung-ho about fitness then you can ride a bicycle or jog your way to office on the daily. Don't even get me started on all the Crocs strolling up 'n down the streets. (Yeah, we know who you are, Crockers) Stop being a cheapo and invest in a good pair of dressy shoes. Don't you like to have sex? Hmm?
Back to bed. To be continued...
Dance dance dance dance... x.
Dance dance dance dance... x.
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